So I have a page on Blackplanet and Migente.
They both have pics of me and my friends and all of that good stuff.
While I was "fake doing work" here in the Counseling Center, I went on Migente and it was kind of dead but when I went on Blackplanet, I had like 10 notes. "HOT DAMN" I thought. I always get excited when someone leaves me a note. LOL.
But lo and behold, I got excited for nothing. By the end of reading my notes I went from "Hot Damn" to "Damn damn damn".
So ladies and gentlemen, for your enjoyment, I have cut and pasted the notes that I got since I logged on last night. Most of them are from freaky ass or silly ass dudes but to make me even more pissed off, 2 are from chicks. LOL!!!!!!!
I don't even know why I am shocked by stuff that comes out of people's mouths any more. LOL!
I am OFFICIALLY blown.
HOLLA!
Why Blackplanet makes me so mad sometimes
... (cut and pasted directly from my inbox) HA!
1.
"
Girl. Fuck Ciara and that song. I wanna get them goodies from your cookie jar. I've been a good boy. Santa said so."
Oh Santa said so eh? LOL!
2.
"
looks like you're a happy woman. That has alot of joy in your life. I need some joy, are you willing to lend me some. You have a preety
smile. Happy happy joy joy.
"
Ummm first of all, I'm mad at the Ren & Stimpy song. 2nd of all,
verbalessence
can you take care of this sentence structure PLEASE? Thanks girl. I appreciate it. lol.
3.
"
yo mami. you fine. You got really sexy and mysterioys eyes. Mind If I make you and ya friends my wallpaper at work?
"
Wallpaper at work?! What kind of job do you work at you freak?!
4.
"
You no what I would like to do? I would like to find a down, cool, byutiful female like you, and enjoy life. I movd back here 6 months from FLorida and hoping to find somewone genuin to hang with from time to time. If your up to it I wuld like to hook up a blind date with you. I never been on one, and I thought it would be cool.
"
You thought it would be cool? Oh heeeeeeell naw!
verbalessence
can you take care of this one too? Thanks girl.
5.
"
Intelligent sista. Look me up sometime. Let me know if you have yahoo too. I wanted to also ask you questions about Towson. Naw forget that here is my number _____________ . call me tonight at 6:02pm and let it ring 2 times then hang up. That way Ill know thats it is you boo
"
6:02pm?! Let it ring 2 times then hang up?! WTF?! Hell to the naw.
hood_honey05
this is for you girl. LOL!
6.
"
I see that you got some latin up in ya and thats sexy. Have you ever thought about being in them Brazillian Boom Boom videos that they have out? You know the uncut ones. That would be hot. Or as you guys say caleante.
"
Oh heeeeeeeeeeeell no. lol.
7.
"
Me and my boys wanna know if you gotta man. And your friends ____, _____, and ______. Maybe your friends can get with my friends and we can all be friends.
"
Ok, You are not Biggie. I know that verse. lol.
8.
"
Imma come over to you house and sneak in the window while you sleepin. Then Imma make passionalte love to you while you sleep then put you back to sleep again. U hot yet?
"
Ummm actually I'm scared. First u gonna sneak in my window. 2nd, if Imma sleep right through your "passionate love making" there is a problem, and 3rd of all... damn... I don't even know what to say here. lol.
AND on his page there was this --> Does homeboy's shirt say "I love Lick"?!?! Sooo mad at this.
9
. "
Oi mami. My friends call me Ms. Cotton Candy cause I am sticky when wet AND finger lickin good. I just got a webcam and my friend I wanted to know if you wantd to cum play with us. 3 is not a crowd so cum and play with us. We don't bite.......hard. <3
"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
10
. "
Yo whats up gurl. Let me tell you something youung. I can treat your dime ass better than any of them mothafukin bitch ass niggaz. Cum take a rhyde on my tongue and I'll show you. Can't nobody do a sexy woman betta than a dom. When im done with you your pretty ass will be shakin like a polariod picture.
"
1. AHHHHH OMG WTF! 2. Shakin like a polaroid picture?!?! 3. Rhyde the tongue?!?! Ok, Im BLOWN. Well, the Tongue-fu master has spoken. HA. (That was for you
hood_honey05
. LOL!!!!)
I saw these and I just HAD to post it... lol.
Aight yall. I'm OUT. I am more than done. LOL!!!! Hope everyone had a good day and if not, I hope that this provided some sort of entertainment. LOL.
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